WoT:PbP IX

Another day another drive another post. I had that song "Muthafucking P I M P!" by 50cent in my head during my drive for some odd reason.


Matt's wager against Galad and Gawyn met fierce resistance. They felt like they were taking advantage of a poor, sick, farmboy and didn't want to take his money. The Warder master at arms called them chicken shits and said he'll cover their bets if they are too scared to take on a boy with a stick. That was fine with Matt "bitches better have my money when I whoop their ASS!" was his thoughts. By now the pride of the 2 'princes' got the best of them and they agreed. 2 minutes later and with cries of "BITCHES CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU RIGGITY RIGGITY WRECK YOURSELF!" and "What does the staff to the face? {SMACK!}" by Matt and the boys are down and bleeding. Gawyn got his skull cracked and Galad had some bruised ribs and Matt nearly tore out his throat with a staff, appears that Matt used to be in Jean Claude Van Damme in an earlier life. He collects his money and staggers off to get his grub on as he is starved and none of the women are even paying him any attention after he beat the living shit out of Gawyn and Galad.

Egwene, Nynaeve, Elayne all comb over the documents that they got from Verrin regarding the Black Ajah. Nynaeve throws a tizzy about there not being anything 'important' in the documents while pulling her braid the entire fucking time. Doesn't anyone say anything about this to her?!?!?! They learn that the Aes Sedai that left came from all different lands, no 2 from the same country and no more than 2 from the same Ajah with the total of 13 sisters gone! Coincidence?!? 13 is the magical number it takes to still a woman or gentle a man, although I'd hardly call it gentling more like castrating to me. They recieve a message from that country bumpkin Els who tells them that the Aes Sedai's stuff is in a store room and that the message is from the Amarylin. They puzzle at this while Els runs away. Egwene goes and chases her and bumps into this tall black haired beautiul woman who makes her feel like she's got a big red scarlet A on her chest. "Who is this woman?" she wonders. ITS FUCKING LANFEAR DUMBASS! DONT YOU WOMEN TALK TO EACH OTHER BETWEEN BLUSHES AND SOBBINGS!????!!?! So she asks her if she's Els, Lanfear gives her the staredown and shoos her off and then disapears and Egwene is puzzled who that woman was {groan}. They put away their paperwork and go scrub pots and pans as punishment. Caning Robert Jordan use Caning as punishment! That way we don't have to sit through 200 pages of women scrubbing floors while Nynaeve spasms with her hair braid. Verrin almost blows her cover, what a flake, I know she works for Satan, she's as bad as Egwene for flakienes. Another Green sister keeps asking Egwene about joining green and all about "men, men, men, MEN!" Yes Green should be named the Kappa Wanna Banga Ajah.

More when I go home for boxing!